1. "101 Dalmatians: The Series" (1997)

Lucky: Someone put me out of my misery! I wasn't meant to live the life of a farm animal. I need adventure, excitement, like Thunderbolt! I should be battling insidious villains, facing fur-raging danger, boldly going where no puppy has gone before!

2. "A-Team, The" (1983) {Uncle Buckle-Up (#4.12)}

Face: But Hannibal, it was just a bear. They weren't looking for the definitive Hamlet, they just wanted a guy who wouldn't sweat too much in a fur coat.

3. "Adventures of Brisco County Jr., The" (1993) {Bye Bly (#1.20)}

Lord Bowler: People say I lack patience. Maybe they're right. Because right now I feel like mangling you into something that a cat wouldn't recognize as a fur ball.

4. "Alias" (2001) {The Descent (#4.20)}

Sydney: Don't. Touch. The fur. Alright, you may touch the fur... Once.

5. "Archie's Weird Mysteries" (1999)

Jughead Jones: Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off.

6. "Are You Being Served?" (1972) {Camping In (#1.3)}

Mr. Lucas: Yes, of course. That's because it's made from real imitation, simulated nylon fur fabric, you see?

7. "Ballykissangel" (1996) {The Reckoning (#3.11)}

Father Peter Clifford: Have you heard the polar bear joke? Ok. There's a baby polar bear, and he's in the sea and he climbs out and he runs up to his mum, and he says, "Mum, are you sure I'm a polar bear?". She says, "Don't be silly, of course you are. You've got white fur, you eat fish, you're a polar bear. Don't be daft, get back in the sea." So he does, but he's not content. So he jumps out and this time he runs up to his dad, and he says, "Dad, am I really a polar bear?". He says, "What are you talking about? Of course you're a polar bear. You've got white fur, you eat fish, you're a polar bear." He says, "Why do you ask?" And the baby bear says, "Because I'm freezing." [pause] Why am I always thinking of you?

8. "Barney Miller" (1975) {Ms. Cop (#1.8)}

Yemana: [answers phone] 12th Precinct, Sgt. Yemana. Yes, sir. A stolen car? What kind of car, Mr. Ravolli? "Studebaker". Could you describe the car, please? "Black fenders", "Silver doors", "Green hood", "Polka dot seat covers", "Monkey fur dashboard". Maybe it wasn't stolen. Maybe it ran away... Mr. Ravolli?

9. "Bewitched" (1964) {Ling Ling (#1.21)}

Gladys Kravitz: Abner. Abner. There's a lady in a fur coat lapping up all the milk.

10. "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" (2000) {Fur and Loathing (#4.5)}

Gil Grissom: Freud said that the only unusual sexual behavior was not to have any at all. After that, it was only a matter of opportunity and preference. Some people obviously prefer the feel of fur to the texture of human skin.

11. "Designing Women" (1986)

[Suzanne modeling a fur pull-over]

12. "Earthworm Jim" (1995)

Giant Fur-bearin' Trout: Fear not, small fragrant one. Those who flow with the waters of the trout shall perservere. Those who would use the trout for evil shall be destroyed upon the lathe of heaven...

13. "Earthworm Jim" (1995)

Giant Fur-bearin' Trout: You betcha! Or the bandsaw of paradise! Or maybe even the great cordless beltsander of nirvana! It's got three speeds!

14. "Frasier" (1993) {Frasier Grinch (#3.9)}

[Candy whips off her belt and jacket to reveal a fur-lined bra]

15. "Full frys" (1999) {Inga delikatesser (#1.10)}

Edvin: Once I ran marathon wearing two wool jumpers and an olefin fiber fur.

16. "Futurama" (1999) {Spanish Fry (#5.12)}

Bender: Hey, Fry. It's me, Bigface. Come and groom my mangy fur.

17. "Futurama" (1999) {The Lesser of Two Evils (#2.11)}

Bob Barker: Just because I'm against the fur industry doesn't stop me from skinning you alive, so long as no one wears the skin.

18. "Golden Girls, The" (1985) {Mixed Blessings (#3.23)}

Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: No, Rose. I'm nervous because if Sonny Bono gets ellected Mayor of Palm Springs, he's going to make all the postamn wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest.

19. "Golden Girls, The" (1985) {The Engagement (#1.1)}

Dorothy: It's Miami in June - only cat's are wearing fur!

20. "Gummi Bears, The" (1985)

Gusto: What in the name of fur?

21. "Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law" (2000) {Evolutionary War (#3.7)}

Myron Reducto: [Opening statement] Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: Do you think you are descended from... apes? From filthy animals, covered in fur, hair all over their body? Hair that grows back, even if we spend hours each day removing, one by one, any offending follicles from our face or chest or, worst, back? With tweezers or, dare I say, more painful methods like harsh depilatory creams or sugar waxing? FULL BRAZILIAN?

22. "High Society" (1995)

Brendan: Is that real fur you're wearing?

23. "How I Met Your Mother" (2005) {Matchmaker (#1.7)}

Marshall: No, it wasn't a cockroach, it had fur. And only mammals have fur.

24. "How I Met Your Mother" (2005) {Matchmaker (#1.7)}

Marshall: But it also had mouse-like characteristics, grey brown tufts of fur, a tail.

25. "I Love Lucy" (1951)

Lucy Ricardo: My fur skin?

26. "Jack of All Trades" (2000) {The Floundering Father (#1.3)}

Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: It would also explain why we're no longer covered in fur while we hunt our neighbors for recreation.

27. "Jack of All Trades" (2000)

Mrs. Emilia Smythe Rothschild: And also explains why we're no longer covered in fur and hunting our neighbors for sport.

28. "Just Shoot Me!" (1997) {Choosing to Be Super (#5.5)}

Nina Van Horn: Here's my idea. Fur is dead animals, right? So we have fur worn by women on death row.

29. "Just Shoot Me!" (1997) {In Your Dreams (#1.5)}

Nina: How about a ten page layout on the comeback of fur?

30. "Just Shoot Me!" (1997) {In Your Dreams (#1.5)}

Jack: What comeback of fur?

31. "Just Shoot Me!" (1997) {Sewer! (#2.11)}

Dennis: Not just earmuffs. There's a chip on the fur that plays comedy routines from classic comedy duos.

32. "Keen Eddie" (2003) {Who Wants to Be in a Club That Would Have Me as a Member? (#1.11)}

Eddie: Oh, yeah. Pete and your fur coat - they're like a couple now.

33. "Kim Possible" (2002) {Overdue (#3.7)}

Ron: Don't worry, Rufus, there's nothing to fear but fur itself.

34. "Late Night Poker" (1999)

Jesse May: He's just found out that not all trappers wear fur hats.

35. "Law & Order" (1990)

Det. Lennie Briscoe: We got a hit on the fake fur.

36. "Maid Marian and Her Merry Men" (1989) {Keeping Mum (#3.3)}

Robin: ...and I'm private, so I get the one with the fur collar. Oh wow, do we look the business or what?

37. "MisteRogers' Neighborhood" (1968)

Mr. Rogers: [a fish in his tank had died, so he buried it in the yard] When I was very young, I had a dog that I loved very much. Her name was Mitzi. And she got to be old, and she died. I was very sad when she died, because she and I were good pals. And when she died, I cried. My grandmother heard me crying, I remember, and she came and just put her arms around me, because she knew I was sad. She knew how much I loved that dog. My dad said that we had to bury Mitzi, and I didn't want to. I didn't want to bury her because I wanted to pretend that she was still alive. But my dad said that her body was dead and we'd have to bury her. So we did. [Goes back into the house] I remember after my dog Mitzi died, my aunt and uncle gave me a toy dog, like this, that I used to play with. I used to make it go like this, then make it pop up again like that. Pretending. Even now I can still remember Mitzi's prickly fur and her curly tail. She had a tail that went around like that.

38. "Monkees, The" (1966) {Monkees à la Carte (#1.11)}

Micky: Hold it, hold it! Come on. [a pretty brunette in a fur coat walks into frame and opens her coat for the camera to reveal a bare midriff]

39. "Muppet Show, The" (1976) {(#2.6)}

Sam the American Eagle: I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I, for one, am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hmm? Is that disgusting? And it's not just people, although, goodness knows, that's bad enough, but animals too. Even cute little doggies and pussycats can't be trusted. Underneath their fur, absolutely naked! And it's not just the quadripeds, neither. Birds too. Yeah! Beneath those fine feathers, birds wear nothing. Nothing at all! Abs... [realizes and walks off, covering himself]

40. "My Family" (2000) {Serpent's Tooth (#1.1)}

Ben: [to Michael's rabbit] You can see why I'm so hurt. Sure I'm a husband and a father but above all I'm a dentist. A family dentist and if my family can't respect me as a husband or a father at least they can respect me as a family dentist otherwise what's the point of me? Eh, fancy another? Go on, let your fur down. You know, we're quite alike you and I. Well, we have different backgrounds, me a professional man with a family and a home and you a bunny rabbit with long floppy ears and a twitchy nose, but we're quite similar. You know why? We both live in cages. Except you can't see the bars in mine. Oh yes, I think I've had enough.

41. "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (1988) {Jack Frost (#9.13)}

Mike Nelson: Are you sure you didn't just hot glue fur to yourself?

42. "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (1988) {The Final Sacrifice (#10.10)}

Mike Nelson: [interrupts] I got one. [sings] Oh I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta, drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur. As he scraped and chiseled all the moose dung off his boots, I would learn that he's the Prime Minister!

43. "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (1988)

TV's Frank: was alone, I had lost my way. Until one wonderful, funderful day when I met a friend made up of fur and fuzz, a friendly little friend whose friendly name was... NummyMuffinCoocolButter! Scrappy little pal like no udder. His name is kinda long so you can just call him Muffin. Whatever ya call him, I sure as heck love him. I love him even more than my father or mudder, NummyMuffinCoocolButter... But then, one day unexpectedly, NummyMuffinCoocolButter was taken from me. The loss of that pet has left a really big void. My subsequent behaviour would even startle Freud. When it comes to pets, there'll never be anudder like... NummyMuffinCoocolButter... NummyMuffinCoocolButter... NummyMuffinCoocolButter! Goodbye, Nummy Muffin CoocolButter... I love you.

44. "Neverwhere" (1996) (mini)

Door: The Marquis de Carabas is a little bit dodgy in the same way that rats are a little bit covered in fur.

45. "New Price Is Right, The" (1972)

Johnny Olson: It's a fur coat.

46. "Pink Panther Show, The" (1969)

Narrator: [the Pink Panther looks at his leg and notices that he has a loose thread. He starts pulling on the loose thread until he's unravelled all of the fur on his bottom half] Now look what you've done. You've defurred yourself...

47. "Pink Panther Show, The" (1969)

Narrator: [background noises are replaced by the Pink Panther coming in in a pink fur coat and a black top hat] Now I've seen everything. Nitwit.

48. "Portal" (2002) {Down the Tubes: Part 4 - Heroes, Villains and Bed Wetters (#2.1)}

Dirk Ruddy: My favorite band is ABBA. I sleep with a night-light. I use an onion to cry in my movies. My sexy lips are 80% collagen injection. I still have a security blanket. It's called Fuzzy-Uzzy. Fur rules! Portal stinks! And you know what else? You're all geeks!

49. "Powerpuff Girls, The" (1998)

Ms. Bellum: [yelling in the background] Whaddya mean just great? What about that giant fur bag that's eating the town? Why do you think you called the girls in the first place? The town is in trouble. WE NEED THEIR HELP!

50. "Seinfeld" (1990)

Jerry: I'm not wearing the fur coat.

51. "Seinfeld" (1990)

Elaine: What's this? What happened to your fur?

52. "Simpsons, The" (1989) {Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (#6.20)}

Mr. Burns: Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. The only thing I'm hunting for, is an outfit that looks good... / See... my... Vest. See my vest. / Made from real gorilla chest. / See this sweater, there's no better, than authentic Irish Setter. / See this hat? 'Twas my cat, / My evening wear vampire bat. / These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino. / Grizzly bear underwear, / Turtle's necks I've got my share. / Beret of Poodle on my noodle I shall rest. / Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two. / See my vest. See my vest. See my vest. / Like my loafers? Former gophers, / It was that or skin my chauffeurs / but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best. / So let's prepare these dogs...

53. "Simpsons, The" (1989)

Dr. Hibbert: We don't believe fur is murder, but paying for it sure is.

54. "Sopranos, The" (1999) {Made in America (#6.21)}

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get him the fuck out. These are snakes with fur. The old Italians'll tell ya, you can't even put 'em around a baby. They suck the breath right out.

55. "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (1987) {Schisms (#6.5)}

Lt. Cmdr. Data: [reciting "Ode To Spot"] Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature. Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, a singular development of cat communications that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents, you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion, it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O, Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

56. "Static Shock" (2000) {Duped (#2.10)}

Static: Keep your hands to yourself, fur-fur.

57. "Still Game" (2002)

Isa Drennan: I wis just sayin tae Jack and Victor, it'd be handy tae hae a key fur Wullie MacIntosh's hoose.

58. "Still Game" (2002)

Winston Ingram: I hae a key [gets whacked by Victor]... fur mah door. It's handy 'cause if I didnae hae wan, I'd huf tae climb in through the windae.

59. "Twilight Zone, The" (1985) {Shatterday/A Little Peace and Quiet (#1.1)}

Peter Jay Novins: Not true. I just hate some of the things people do. Like people who buy "Save the Wolves" bumper stickers on their cars and then buy their wives a fur coat.

60. "Veronica Mars" (2004) {Show Me the Monkey (#3.10)}

Veronica Mars: According to the PHAT website, we should stay away from fur, obviously, down, leather.

61. "Weekenders, The" (2000)

[Comes out of Dressing room dressed in a white faux fur coat that covers all but her face]

62. "What I Like About You" (2002) {Jazz Night (#4.8)}

Holly: Yeah, why not! I mean the world loves the fur!

63. "Xena: Warrior Princess" (1995) {A Necessary Evil (#2.14)}

Callisto: [to a rat, she has picked up] No, no, no - relax my fur little friend. No you're not dinner. That's boring part of immortality, no your defiantly not food. You're my little Hercules. Hercules trapped me in this little resort and I owe him a lot. I'm planning on paying him back for kindness, soon. Soon, [Lets the rat go] So, run away like a good little Hercules. Run away. Run away. Run away [Stabs it and laughs] Very soon.

64. 101 Dalmatians (1996)

Cruella De Vil: I live for fur. I worship fur.

65. 102 Dalmatians (2000)

Cruella de Vil: My Dalmatian puppy coat. The Coat of Dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal, for which I have lost THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.

66. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Ace Ventura: [has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog's fur overlapping Finkle's hair in a photo] What the... That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

67. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

68. Alferd Packer: The Musical (1996)

French: Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife. Yo-ho!

69. Alferd Packer: The Musical (1996)

Frenchy: Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife. Yo-ho!

70. American Tail, An (1986)

Irish Mouse: That's sad, yes, but sadder still... [singing] When I was but a lad, I lost my true love fair / A calico he caught us by surprise / In a flash of teeth and fur / Her tail was all he left of her / 'Neath the heather is where my turra-lurra lies.

71. Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Beast: [fur done up in curls and bows] Stupid.

72. Black Camel, The (1931)

Charlie Chan: No, all foxes come at last to fur store.

73. Blade: Trinity (2004)

Hannibal King: Don't you know that fur is murder?

74. Blade: Trinity (2004)

Hannibal King: ...do you know what you get when you cross a werewolf with a vampire? [pauses before shooting the werewolf at the roulette table] You get a fur coat that sticks to your neck!

75. Brother Bear (2003)

Koda: When I get in a fight, I go all crazy, and I'm a raging ball of brown fur!

76. Cabin Boy (1994)

Nathanial Mayweather: Well, let's just say I've finally shed my feminine side, like a snake sheds its fur.

77. Care Bears Movie, The (1985)

Playful Heart Monkey: What happened to all your fur?

78. Care Bears Movie, The (1985)

Kim: We never had any fur.

79. Care Bears Movie, The (1985)

Brave Heart Lion: That's impossible! Every monkey has fur!

80. Carry on Cabby (1963)

Charlie Hawkins: Straight up, it said so on the shop window: "Mammoth fur sale."

81. Carry on Cabby (1963)

[after Charlie gives her a fur coat]

82. Charlie Brown Christmas, A (1965) (TV)

[Schroeder plays Fur Elise]

83. Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, The (2005)

[Peter hands Edmund a fur coat]

84. Cirque de Zale (2004) (VG)

Crazy Old Granny Meg: Kill nasty bad cat! Kill! Bring Meg cat fur for I use. I give you sleep potion. Hahahahahahaha!

85. Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner (2006) (TV)

Himself - Roaster: My name is George Takei, not Takai, like you've insisted on pronouncing it for the last 40 years! Remember: Takei, like in "toupee." Your hair is like my men; every year, it gets darker and thicker. All night long, I've had to stare at that tangled, sticky, messy clump of fur. Farrah, please close your legs! At least Betty White had the decency to shave. Bill is a generous actor. He gave Nichelle Nichols herpes! If Arty's my cuddly muffin, Bill, you are a rich, gooey devil's food cake that I want to drop my face into and go BBBBBBBBBB!

86. Conker's Bad Fur Day (2001) (VG)

Conker: Well, here I am! Conker the King... king of all the land! Who'd a thought that? But how did I come to this, you say? And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne? That you also say! Well. It's a long story. Come closer and I'll tell you. It all started... yesterday. And what a day that was! It's what I call... a bad fur day!

87. Corpse Bride (2005)

Victor Van Dort: You should have seen him with fur.

88. Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex (2001) (VG)

Py-Ro - The Fire Elemental: Is it hot in here? Is it safe to be wearing that fur? 'Cause it looks flammable!

89. Crash Twinsanity (2004) (VG)

Dr. Neo Cortex: Surprised to see me Crash? Like the fleas in your fur I keep coming back! Three years I spent alone in the frozen Antarctic Wastes! And I missed you. So I've arranged a little gathering, like a birthday party only, the exact opposite!

90. Dizzy Detectives (1943)

Moe: [whispering] It's that crook and he's wearin' a fur coat! Come on! [the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla's attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla] Stick 'em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered! [the gorilla destroys the Stooges' guns] Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!

91. Eating Raoul (1982)

Susan - Swinger in Fur: We're into B&D but not S&M. We met at the A&P.

92. Eddie Murphy Delirious (1983) (TV)

Eddie Murphy: Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

93. Ever After (1998)

Wilhelm Grimm: Some claim the shoe was made of fur. Others insist it was glass. Well, I guess we'll never know.

94. Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge (2001) (VG)

General Viggo: Fur Fighter Village, it may not look much, but it is home to some of the greatest warriors animal kind has ever seen. Chang, small in stature but great in the fields of both technology and martial arts. Juliette, chic and graceful on the outside, but within beats the heart of a ferocious warrior. The Mighty Gwyneth, a fierce fire-breathing dragon and mother to a new generation of fiery airborne defenders. Bungalow the Kangaroo, a few shrimps short of a bar-b but an athletic and powerful fighter nonetheless. Rico, smooth-talking joker, and master of the waters. And last but by no means least, Roofus the wise old warrior, and leader of the Fur Fighters. [the camera pulls away to reveal Viggo] How I loath them all.

95. Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge (2001) (VG)

Roofus the Hound: Glad to have you aboard. And you young Tweek, your mothers gone too, and you're the only dragon left. But do you think you've got enough Fur Fighter blood in you to help us?

96. Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge (2001) (VG)

Roofus the Hound: There comes a time when enough is enough, and an animal has to make a stand. Viggo's supercarrier is moored just off the coast of Fur Fighter Village, so we're gonna hit him where it hurts and give him a good kick in the stern. It may not be easy, it may no be quick, hell it may no' even be legal but we're going to do it or die trying. It's time to end this sassenach's schemes. Let's go.

97. Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge (2001) (VG)

Peacock Seargent: General, Fur Fighters approaching from the south. [he falls down a trapdoor]

98. Fur Fighters: Viggo's Revenge (2001) (VG)

General Viggo: So, Roofus, you and your moth-eaten rabble have decided to face me after all. So be it. I've always had a liking for the smell of burning fur.

99. George of the Jungle 2 (2003) (V)

George: Okay. George try something completely different. We few. We happy few. We band of brothers. For he today who sheds his fur with George shall be George's brother. And other animals in the jungle shall think themselves acursed they were not here. And when we get old, ye will remember with great pride what feats ye did today. Land all we have, George king, and king ask animals to join him and save homeland!

100. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000) (TV)

Grandma Spankenheimer: [about the inflatable tree] Where's the jabbing yourself with pine needles? Hanging ornaments? The old fashioned smell of a genuine Douglass Fur?

Grandma Spankenheimer: [about the inflatable tree] Where's the jabbing yourself with pine needles? Hanging ornaments? The old fashioned smell of a genuine Douglass Fur?

2. Grandma's Boy (2006)

Dante: No shit? And by "Girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick everynight?

3. Gummo (1997)

Tummler: His dad never gave a crap. Not even at the end of his game. It was scary to see him despondent like that. Dad didn't care for mom much either, or the little doggy. He started going to church, and he started listening to the gospels. It was expected when he robbed the neighbors. He took their wine. He took some rings, and fine jewelry. I think he got a fur coat as well. When he had a son, he didn't think to watch his ways. He thought the same as his daddy.

4. Hare Trigger (1945)

Yosemite Sam: What's up? Why, you hornery, fur-bearing critter! This here is one of them there train robbery hold-ups.

5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry: She should be out of hospital in a few days... when she stops coughing up fur balls.

6. Hercules (1997)

Phil: [lagging after, panting] Whoo. I'm way behind ya, kid. I got a fur wedgie.

7. Ice Age (2002)

Diego: I'm working here, you waste of fur.

8. Ice Age (2002)

Diego: And maybe it will grow fur and a long, skinny neck and call you "Mamma".

9. Ice Age (2002)

Manfred: Look at you. Some great predator you'll grow up to be. I don't think so. What do you have? Just a little patch of fur. No fangs, no claws. You're just folds of skin wrapped in... mush. What's so threatening about you?

10. Ice Age (2002)

Sid: This is gonna be the best migration ever! I'm gonna show you all my favorite watering holes. And I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries out!

11. Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)

Manfred: I'm not fat. It's this fur. It makes me look big. It's poofy.

12. Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity (2007) (TV)

Jeff Dunham: During the holidays last year, we had to take the Hummer and get a little maintenance done on it. And then we went to pick it up when it was finished and we're driving home, and my wife is behind me, she's driving the Hummer, and I'm in front, I'm driving the Prius. I was tricked somehow. I don't know how that happened. But she calls me on the cell phone and she's laughin'. Let me explain to you why. The Prius that we own is not a black Prius, it's not a red Prius. It's a blue Prius. But it's not really a blue Prius, it's more of a "blue" Prius. It's pretty. Sparkly! I did that a little too well, didn't I? And also, while I'm driving, I'm holding in my left arm my wife's three pound chihuahua. And you have to hold this dog when you're driving, otherwise, it'll fall down between the seats, and you're like, "Where the hell is that dog? Oh, there you are. Let me put down the parking brake. That'll hold ya, ya little bastard." "Oh, I gotta shift." [imitates chihuahua yelping] "Oh! Oh... That was your head. I'm sorry. I thought it was the little shifty thingy. It's the same size, and leather and fur, I don't know the difference. I thought I was grinding the gears." "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." Thanks for laughing at that. That's the stupidest joke I tell all night. And then also that morning, unbeknownst to me, I don't know why I didn't see it, but my children have gone out before me, and they had taken out some of those vinyl window holiday decorations and they put them all over the back window of the Prius. There was Christmas trees and Santa Claus and snowflakes. It was so pretty. My wife calls me, she's laughing hysterically. I'm like, "What's so funny?" She goes, "Can you see yourself?" I'm like, "What?" She goes, "You're driving a powder-blue Prius, you're holding a three-pound chihuahua, there's pretty Christmas decorations all over your car, and you make a living with dolls! You're gay!" "Click!"

13. Jerky Boys, The (1995)

Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time!

14. Jingle All the Way (1996)

Myron Larabee: You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to walk into the office, grab one of those guys [grabs an old lady] And choke him and choke him until an eye pops out! Er... You shouldn't wear fur.

15. Joseph: King of Dreams (2000) (V)

Issachar: Wait, you have to be very careful. You might cut your hands on the soft fur.

16. Kath & Kim Code, Da (2005) (TV)

Prue: [laughs] Oh, Trude. Me too. [sees Kath and Kim and gasps] Oh, no. I see faux fur's back.

17. Killa Season (2006) (V)

Flea: [narrating] My fur game was at an all-time high

18. Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003) (TV)

Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur.

19. Knights of the Range (1940)

Renn Frayne: A reputation like yours carries an odor all the way back to Texas. The only thing you lack is black fur and white stripes.

20. Last Resort (2000)

Tanya: Would you be interested of this? It is a fur... Russian fur, from Siberia. It is very... it is very... valuable. I have two pieces. And... and, uhh, it's very beautiful, very expensive... in Russia. And, you can wear them as a hat, or like scarf, or you can pin it on your coat... if you want.

21. Last Unicorn, The (1982)

The Cat: No cat out of its first fur was ever deceived by appearances, unlike human beings, who seem to enjoy it.

22. Laura (1944)

Mark McPherson: A doll in Washington Heights once got a fox fur outta me.

23. Lepke (1975)

Mr. Meyer: My daughter is a whore, that's what. You were bought by the fur, the jewelry, the presents. You're a whore. A filthy whore!

24. Lewis Black: Black on Broadway (2004) (TV)

Lewis Black: It was a really special winter wasn't it?... if you're a fucking moose! If you've got fur on your nuts it's been a fucking festival!

25. Lifeboat (1944)

Charles D. 'Ritt' Rittenhouse: [seeing a bejewelled Connie in a fur coat as he enters the lifeboat] Connie! Did you come from the freighter or the Stork Club?

26. Madhouse (1990)

Bernice: I hope my water breaks all over your fur coat!

27. Meet the Deedles (1998)

Major Flower: But even a skinny squirrel would make a nice fur jock-strap.

28. Mr. Nanny (1993)

Burt Wilson: Yeah, now if that fur ball on top of your head was soaked in gasoline we'd throw matches, lit ones. [laughs]

29. Muppet Movie, The (1979)

[the muppets shake off their fur with a fan while Lord's secretary has a allergy attack and finally opens the doors to Lord's office]

30. My Girl 2 (1994)

Vada: I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still fell a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.

31. My Summer of Love (2004)

Tamsin: I just felt so useless. She was my one sister, my beautiful sister and she started to turn into this monster. These bones on her body just started to jut out like someone had stuck daggers under her skin. And her hair, she started growing hair all over her body - it was like a sort of dense fur, like a werewolf. And she stopped smiling, she couldn't smile anymore because she was throwing up all the time and the vomit, acid made her teeth go all yellow and she just stopped smiling and stopped living.

32. Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

Frank Drebin: Uh so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, butcher those cats, skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm!

33. Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Ms. Luger: Listen, sister. Nudity didn't work for Adam and Eve and it's not gonna work for you. If God had wanted us to walk around naked he wouldn't have made little animals for us to cut up and make fur coats out of.

34. Oliver & Company (1988)

Dodger: Whoa! Chill out, man. I don't eat cats. It's too much fur.

35. One Ham's Family (1943)

Mother: Oh, Junior. You sweet thing. [opens present] A fur coat! [puts it on; it has the same tail as the wolf] Why, this coat is just what I need.

36. One Ham's Family (1943)

Wolf: [comes in naked, grabs fur coat] You and me both, sister. He he he he he! [runs out; door closes, has sign that reads: "Corny ending, isn't it?"]

37. One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

Anita: Cruella, isn't that a new fur coat?

38. Painted Stallion, The (1937)

Zamorro: A whistling arrow warned the fur traders before they got into range. After that we could do nothing.

39. Play-Mate of the Apes (2002) (V)

Ape with pink fur: How's my butt? It's not glowing like a baboon's, is it?

40. Procès, Le (1962)

Narrator: Before the law, there stands a guard. A man comes from the country, begging admittance to the law. But the guard cannot admit him. May he hope to enter at a later time? That is possible, said the guard. The man tries to peer through the entrance. He'd been taught that the law was to be accessible to every man. "Do not attempt to enter without my permission", says the guard. I am very powerful. Yet I am the least of all the guards. From hall to hall, door after door, each guard is more powerful than the last. By the guard's permission, the man sits by the side of the door, and there he waits. For years, he waits. Everything he has, he gives away in the hope of bribing the guard, who never fails to say to him "I take what you give me only so that you will not feel that you left something undone." Keeping his watch during the long years, the man has come to know even the fleas on the guard's fur collar. Growing childish in old age, he begs the fleas to persuade the guard to change his mind and allow him to enter. His sight has dimmed, but in the darkness he perceives a radiance streaming immortally from the door of the law. And now, before he dies, all he's experienced condenses into one question, a question he's never asked. He beckons the guard. Says the guard, "You are insatiable! What is it now?" Says the man, "Every man strives to attain the law. How is it then that in all these years, no one else has ever come here, seeking admittance?" His hearing has failed, so the guard yells into his ear. "Nobody else but you could ever have obtained admittance. No one else could enter this door! This door was intended only for you! And now, I'm going to close it." This tale is told during the story called "The Trial". It's been said that the logic of this story is the logic of a dream... a nightmare.

41. Puss in Boots (1988)

Son: Imagine giving you the sausage, Puss. I should make a sausage out of you. You'd make... one decent meal, and a fur cap. Is that all you can do for me, Puss? A sausage and a fur cap...

42. Puss in Boots (1988)

Puss: [hisses] Get me some proper boots and you won't lack for fur caps, nor for decent meals, nor for anything else. [squints and disappears]

43. Quick Change (1990)

Grimm: I want to, but they're fur-bearing. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I? [to construction workers, sarcastically] You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more.

44. Reve-enka (1962)

Reve-enka: What color is his fur?

45. Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics (2004) (V)

Ricky Gervais: [in the summer drought of 1976 in Reading, where Gervais grew up] There was a government advert at the time that said, "Save water: have a bath with a friend." Which I did. I say "a friend"; he was more a friend of my Granddad's. Ten quid's a lot to a kid in Reading. We used to call him "Granddad Charlie", actually. He wasn't our Granddad, he was just an old bloke who used to live across the road from us and used to always come round to play with us whenever he saw our parents go out. [audience laugh] What? Lovely old man. He used to play with us. He taught me to wrestle. [audience laugh again] What? Lovely old man. Lovely old man, old Granddad Charlie. And he used to do magic tricks. Oh, it was great. And he used to have a magic hat and he used to sit down and put the magic hat on his lap. And he'd show us there was nothing in it. There was nothing in it. And he'd put the magic hat on his lap, and we couldn't tell our parents 'cause it would stop the magic. I think that's how it worked. We were only little. And we used to queue up with our eyes shut and take turns in feeling the little rabbit in the hat. Whenever it got to me it was scared stiff, poor little thing. And it was always in a bad way, didn't have any ears or any fur, poor little thing. I made it sick once!"

46. Rugrats Go Wild (2003)

Spike: Hey, chimp boy. Will you stop worrying? I know all about cats with a capital "K". Sit on a window sill, hack up a fur ball... Oh! That is very ferocious!

47. Rugrats: All Growed Up, The (2001) (TV)

Samantha: Everybody's dressing retro for the concert. I'm borrowing my mom's faux fur mini. What are you wearing?

48. Shriek of the Mutilated (1974)

Dr. Ernst Prell: Yes! Yes, yes. And far more awesome than any we have heard or read about. Yes it had all the characteristics: The height... The fur... The fetied aroma... The sub-human face... But what shook me to the bone was its heartbeat. Loud incredibly loud, pounding away like an air hammer.

49. Sister Act (1992)

Delores: No, I don't *deserve* it, I haven't *earned* it. You don't *earn* other peoples wife's fur coats, okay? I think it's time to just go upstairs, give it back to him and get the hell out of this dump.

50. Skullmonkeys (1997) (VG)

[Ripping the fur off of a Skullmonkey]

51. Skullmonkeys (1997) (VG)

Klogg: Look Ma, I'm a skullmonkey! In fact... [rips off the skullmonkey's fur and drapes it around himself]... I'm Kloggmonkey, king of the skullmonkeys!

52. Stuart Little (1999)

Monty, the Mouth: Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A MOUSE WITH A PET CAT!

53. Superman Returns (2006)

Kitty Kowalski: [Looking at a dog chewing on bones surrounded by dog fur] Weren't there two of those?

54. Switch (1991)

Fur Protestor: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?

55. Thirteen (2003)

Tracy: The fur was thicker at Red Balls.

56. Time Crisis 3 (2003) (VG)

[Wild Fang takes off his fur coat]

57. To Catch a Thief (1955)

Danielle Foussard: [mockingly] Did I brush your fur the wrong way?

58. Trial of Mr. Wolf, The (1941)

Grandma: All the better to get at your fur coat!

59. Trial of Mr. Wolf, The (1941)

Grandma: And what a beautiful fur coat you have. Should bring in about thirty-five bucks. So handsome, silky-smooth, sleek and stunning.

60. Ty the Tasmanian Tiger 2 (2004) (VG)

Maurie: Oy! Watch who you're calling bird brain, fur face.

61. Unzipped (1995)

Isaac Mizrahi: All I want to do is fur pants, but I know, like if I do them, I will be stoned off of Seventh Avenue, like some wanton heretic or something. So there won't be any fur pants coming down my runway. It's about women not wanting to look like cows or something.

62. Wedding Crashers (2005)

John Beckwith: Like what? Well, there's the company that we have where we're taking the, the fur or the wool from sheep and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew. And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew, then um... make little shirts and pants for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal.

63. Wrong Box, The (1966)

Doctor Pratt: I'm all right; it's just a fur ball; it's nothing. Strangely, I haven't had fur for a fortnight.